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From the files of the discerning and astute Revenoor...

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN.

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need
at home.

1st kid says "A computer."

The teacher replies "That'd be very useful."

2nd kid says "A new lawn mower," and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says: "At my house we really don't need anything."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When my sister started dating a Muslim,
I remember Dad saying, Well, that's the last f**ckin' thing we need."
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