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NCR ~ Wednesday Humor, February 10th... 
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I received this one from the discerning and astute Revenoor.
After listening to a plethora of political ads and pre-empt of one
of my favorite TV shows, I remembered this email and decided to
post it. Should anyone have a Republican version, I'd be happy
to post it.
Democrat Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August, 2016
(Save the Date!)
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus
ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration
for Undocumented Immigrants.
(No I.D. Required)
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Caitlyn Jenner
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the
Seattle NAACP
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public
Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful
career without ever having a job,
and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by
Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation
to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Presented by Baltimore Looters
(Medals collected during Alternative Shopping in Ferguson)
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session,
Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology "
Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
7:00 PM
Study Session on "How to remove the name
ISLAMIC STATE from the acronyms ISIS & ISIL"
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal
when Hillary is reminded she got him killed in Benghazi
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding
"Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in the Media
– How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners
10:30 PM
Ceremonial
“We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag
to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
11:00 PM
Short film,
"Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server
While Serving in A Cabinet Post
and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton
by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
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