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Another one from the files of the somewhat shy and retiring Abie, who
lives a bit southwest. This one on the subject of hot and cold sex...

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in
good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man.

"After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have
sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to
be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you
the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you
know why?"

"Oh, that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is
usually in January and the second time is in August."
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