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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie, sent this heartwarming Scottish story...

Aahh! Makes your heart sing.

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his
way down to the local pub.

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and
coat on, lassie."

She replied, "Awe, Jock, that's nice are you taking me tae the pub with you?"

"Nay," Jock replied

"I'm turning the heat off while I'm out."
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