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The discerningly astute Revenoor, a gentleman from the great southwest,
sent this one on the subject of Obama's arrival at the Pearly Gates...

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He
slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the
Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me and others to write and sign the
Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other
early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.

Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for
you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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