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Abie, the somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on the subject of politics...

Whether Conservative or Liberal/Republican or Democrat, I think you'll get a
kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?”

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of
the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your
needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now you
think about that and see if it makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on
him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy
goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, “Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now.”

The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics
is all about.”

The little boy replies, “The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while
the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future
is in deep shlt.”
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