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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie, who lives a bit southwest, sent this one
about a text message from a loving wife...

My darling husband, before you return from your business trip, I just want
to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I
turned into the driveway.

Fortunately I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick-up came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you. I cannot wait to hold you
in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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OBAMA VISITS THE TROOPS