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James Bond, a gentleman of dry wit, sent this one on the happenings at a
Chicago book store...

So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw a sign that read, Islamic Book Store.

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I wandered around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could
help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy
of Donald Trump's book on his US Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and
illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "F*ck off, get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"​
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