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From the files of the perspicacious Dragnet, who lives a bit southwest,
on the subject of money...

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen
Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her
blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, and pulled out a crumpled
Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her, and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting It drop
to the floor and seductively reached into her undies and pulled out a
crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, even more curious to what would happen next.

She replied: "Go look in the garage."

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