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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie, who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on advice from Dear Abby...

Dear Abby,

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get
dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies
I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could
be his granddaughters.

I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and
drinks the most expensive Champagne day and nigh. We now sleep in
separate beds because he's always telling me he knows I'm a lesblan
and my varicose veins turn him off!

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?
Your advice would be appreciated...

Mad as Hell
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Dear Mad as Hell,

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man I suggest
you pack your bags and move out ASAP! Don`t resort to clobbering
him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
Remember .... You`re running for President of the United States, so
try acting like one!

Abby
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