Dear Chipper Jim,
If I lived in Las Vegas...............
I'd never leave Nevada!
I'd buy a nice foreclosure home in Summerlin!
I'd work at Costco in the Hot Dog and drink for $1.60 concession! So I can have some Mad Money!
I'd give myself an allowance of $25.00 a day to gamble with before I ate dinner in DownTown. The Fremont has an ono (delicious) Prime Rib buffet for under $20 including tip.
I'd bring my AR-15s and Uzis over with me and have 'm converted to "Rock and Roll"!
I'd dine at the below Bistro. Make res for 45 minutes before sunset and ask for a table outside over looking the lake. Awesome!