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From the files of the discerningly astute Revenoor, on the subject of
blondes...

One of the Best Blonde jokes you'll read!

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need
to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul
it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, not
a dime less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram
to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her
to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul
it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,
it will cost 99c a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes
that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send
her the word comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to
haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister is blonde. The word is big. She'll read
it very slowly... com-for-da-bul."
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