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Why Muslim Terrorists Are So Quick To Commit Suicide...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide. Let’s have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No naked women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- More than one wife

- More than one mother in law

- You can't shave

- Your wife can't shave

- You can't wash off the smell of donkey

- You cook over burning camel dung

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "When you die, it all gets better." Huh?

Well no shlt, Sherlock!....

It's not like it could get much worse.
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