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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie sent this one on the subject of a rude
and crude parrot...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could
think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back.

John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird, and put him
in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then,
suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd really hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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