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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie sent this one about a pub in the UK...

An Irishman is drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces that his wife has just
produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man
just shrugs.

"That's about average up our way, folks... like I said - my boy's a typical County
Clare baby boy."

Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the
father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?

“Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks so how much
does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the
day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whiskey, wipes his lips on his shirt
sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
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