I don't know what a turkey sounds like over here, all the ones I've come across are frozen!

At a Korean Costco a frozen turkey with the "Kirkland" sticker is $4.50 a pound.
This 13½ pound turkey is $61 US!
It's not even from the US, it's from Australia!

It was only 13½ pounds but I couldn't lift it, I think it was made of gold!