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The Revenoor sent this one, on the subject of rye bread...

Two older guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench. The
87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath. The 80 year old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked
him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he
was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd
loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shlt but me."
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