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From the files of the discerningly astute Revenoor...

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except
for one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it,
you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink,
and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and I say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works at a call center… No doubt you have spoken to him.
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