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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie sent this one...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl
sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things,
a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to
stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to
the bowl.

"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few
months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to
place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

The pastor fainted.
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