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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie sent this gem...

A circus owner runs an advertisement: Lion Tamer Wanted and two
people showed up.

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties, and the other is a drop-dead
gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or
you're history." He continued: "Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip
and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he
gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her
beautiful, perfect naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to
lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down
and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor! He says, "That's amazing! I've
never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The old golfer replies, "Possibly... But you've got to get that lion out of
there first."
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