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Another one from the files of the perspicacious Dragnet, on the subject
of the various tribulations in today's world...

As I was driving home this week, I was worrying about all the stuff going
on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives, and what's happening in
Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary, Email-gate, Slick
Willy, Benghazi, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Jeb, Trump, MSNBC, Fox News, and
how America is in so much trouble.

Then I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP? CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3780

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called. Guess what?
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A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

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