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grin NCR ~ Monday Humor, October 26th...

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Ralph and Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
it doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom
of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware
of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged,
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in
and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that
your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved
him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
soon can I go home?"
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I've posted the gif graphic below in the past, but it just seemed to
fit with today's post...


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Only 5 More Days 'Til Halloween...



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