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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie sent this one about a cheating spouse...

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's just after midnight.

While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man
suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.

The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his
wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE
paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for your new 20 ft Ranger fishing
boat. HE paid for your Packers season tickets. HE paid for our house at the
lake. HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4x4. HE paid
for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."
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