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NCR ~ Friday Humor, October 16th... 
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Two short anecdotes on the subjects of Rednecks and Sex...
Redneck at the Pharmacy
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a me hot date tonight,
an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers
gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay
on by themselves?"
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No Sex After Surgery
A recent article in the West Australian newspaper reported that a woman,
Mrs Maynard, has sued a Perth Hospital , saying that after her husband had
surgery there, he lost all interest in SEX.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Mr Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery.
All we did was correct his eyesight."
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