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Another one from the files of the Revenoor on what he termed a minor problem in this
letter from a wife to her husband...

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the
small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry'
too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pickup came to
a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

PS: Your girlfriend called...