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Another one from the files of the discerningly astute Revenoor, from the
southwest - this one is on the subject of Divorce Italian Style...

ITALIAN LEGAL SYSTEM - DIVORCE CASE HEARING!
--- ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! ---

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the
custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she
had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side
of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
"Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes
out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"

DON'T LAUGH... HE WON!
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