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Sugarloaf, a most happy, exuberant lady who lives in the mountains way out
west, sent these two short ones...

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:: "If you are sleeping,
send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating,
send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your
tears. I love you."

He replied: "I am in the bathroom. Please advise."

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The older we get the wiser we become.
We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Neighborhood Watch.

Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each
corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and
other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're
saving $49.95 a month.
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~ 19 More Days 'Til Halloween ~