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From the files of the somewhat shy and retiring Abie on the subject
of male wisdom...

A wise person once said:

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having
a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Priceless.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken,
Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab
whatever is available.

5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.

6. On average, an American man under 75 will have sex two to three times
a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only one or two
times a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had
no idea they were Japanese!
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