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An oldie, for sure, but it always makes me chuckle...

Kermit the Frog found himself in financial dire straits, having not been in
many movies lately.

He went to the bank, and spoke with the loan officer, one Ms. Paddywack.

She interviewed him regarding personal references, to which he replied that
his father, Mick Jagger, would cosign the loan statement if required.

Somewhat surprised and skeptical at this, she next inquired about collateral
he would have for the loan.

Sheepishly, he pulled a snow globe out of his pocket, stating that that was
all he had left to his name.

Again, somewhat surprised, she called her boss into the office to review the
facts and ESPECIALLY the snow globe collateral.

Looking everything over, he calmly said to the loan officer...

(Forgive me for this...)
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."It's a knick-knack Paddywhack, give the frog a loan. His
old man's a Rolling Stone."
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