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The very perspicacious Dragnet, who lives a bit southwest sent this
collection of signs and advertisements...

Ad In Music Store
Guitar, for sale Cheap! No strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking... I Gave Up Reading!

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

Sign In A Bar
Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions.

Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone!

The Surest Sign that Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber Shop
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
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