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The somewhat shy and retiring Abie, sent this one on the miracles of
the Fountain of Youth...

FOUR OLDER ITALIAN LADIES

These four older ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside
together near the church and chatted about when they were younger.

One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida, they just
happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida. They read all about the
Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water.
As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will
make you a believer, because here they are today...

No. This is TRUE! Really!

Would we lie to you? We have a limited supply of this water available
at an incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle. Seriously.

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT! Make checks payable to:
Democratic National Committee.

You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you especially about
your healthcare.
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