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Hymn 365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon and with great emphasis he said:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said: "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said: "And if I had all the whiskey
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn 365: Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile - life is too short not to!! See you at the river! PS: Bring your own glass!
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