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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent this one...

For those of my generation (and other generations) who do not really comprehend
why Facebook exists.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same
principles.

Therefore every day, I go down the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten,
how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do after. I give them
pictures of my family and my dog as well as me gardening and spending time in my
pool. I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works:
I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
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