Our kitten decided to stick her head into the sleeve of plastic grocery bags.

She got one stuck on her head.

She rampaged throughout the house. Did you know a kitten can defy gravity and run sideways across a wall?

She was freaking out so I tried to catch her.

I ran up the stairs after her, but missed stepped. I heard a loud crunch, and pitched forward. My nose hit the steps first.

I came out of the deal with a broken ankle and nose.

Never, chase a kitten!

On the plus side, my Dr. likes to give me Morphine.

Yay morphine!

Boo kittens!