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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way out west,
sent this one on the subject of a long marriage...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on
and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
walked around the desk and asked the wife to stand. He then put his arms
around her, embraced her and gently gave her a long passionate kiss.

The husband watched this with a raised eyebrow.

The woman, after being passionately kissed, quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs
at least 3 times a week. Can you make this happen?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,
I play golf..."
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