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So, I was walking through the mall in Manhattan and I saw that there was a
Muslim Book Store.

Wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore I decided to go inside.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked
if he could help me

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a
copy of Donald Trump's book on his US Immigration Policy regarding Muslims
and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "F__k off! Get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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