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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent this one....

[Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.]

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

God told Adam:

"This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover
clothing, she will wash it for you.”

“She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will
always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will
praise you!”

"She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them.”

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever
you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history.
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