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grin NCR ~ Friday Humor, July 24th...

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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one about things we might not know...

I NEVER KNEW THAT!

We get a brush up on where words came from in our past. Kids today
need information on what things were and how they worked from back
when we were young. Grandkids asking what a typewriter was, etc.

'A SHOT OF WHISKEY'
In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a
glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the
bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a
"shot" of whiskey.

THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
American fighter planes in WW2 had machine guns that were fed by a
belt of cartridges. The average plane held belts that were 27 feet
(9 yards) long. If the pilot used up all his ammo he was said to have
given it the whole nine yards.

BUYING THE FARM
This is synonymous with dying. During WWI, soldiers were given life
insurance policies worth $5,000. This was about the price of an average
farm so if you died you "bought the farm" for your survivors.

IRON CLAD CONTRACT
This came about from the ironclad ships of the Civil War. It meant
something so strong it could not be broken.

PASSING THE BUCK / THE BUCK STOPS HERE
Most men in the early west carried a jack knife made by the Buck knife
company. When playing poker it as common to place one of these Buck
knives in front of the dealer so that everyone knew who he was. When
it was time for a new dealer the deck of cards and the knife were given
to the new dealer. If this person didn't want to deal he would "pass
the buck" to the next player. If that player accepted then "the buck
stopped there".

RIFF RAFF
The Mississippi River was the main way of traveling from north to south.
Riverboats carried passengers and freight but they were expensive so
most people used rafts. Everything had the right of way over rafts which
were considered cheap. The steering oar on the rafts was called a "riff"
and this transposed into riff-raff, meaning low class.

COBWEB
The Old English word for "spider" was "cob".

SHIP STATE ROOMS
Traveling by steamboat was considered the height of comfort. Passenger
cabins on the boats were not numbered. Instead they were named after
states. To this day cabins on ships are called staterooms.

SLEEP TIGHT
Early beds were made with a wooden frame. Ropes were tied across the
frame in a criss-cross pattern. A straw mattress was then put on top of the
ropes. Over time the ropes stretched, causing the bed to sag. The owner
would then tighten the ropes to get a better night's sleep.

SHOWBOAT
These were floating theaters built on a barge that was pushed by a steamboat
steamboat. These played small town along the Mississippi River. Unlike the
boat shown in the movie "Showboat" these did not have an engine. They were
gaudy and attention grabbing which is why we say someone who is being the
life of the party is "showboating."

OVER A BARREL
In the days before CPR a drowning victim would be placed face down over a
barrel and the barrel would be rolled back and forth in a effort to empty the
lungs of water. It was rarely effective. If you are over a barrel you are in
deep trouble.

BARGE IN
Heavy freight was moved along the Mississippi in large barges pushed by
steamboats. These were hard to control and would sometimes swing into
piers or other boats. People would say they "barged in."

HOGWASH
Steamboats carried both people and animals. Since pigs smelled so bad
they would be washed before being put on board. The mud and other filth
that was washed off was considered useless "hog wash."

CURFEW
The word "curfew" comes from the French phrase "couvre-feu", which means
"cover the fire". It was used to describe the time of blowing out all lamps
and candles. It was later adopted into Middle English as "curfeu", which
later became the modern "curfew". In the early American colonies homes
had no real fireplaces so a fire was built in the center of the room. In order
to make sure a fire did not get out of control during the night it was required
that, by an agreed upon time, all fires would be covered with a clay pot
called-a "curfew."

BARRELS OF OIL
When the first oil wells were drilled they had made no provision for storing
the liquid so they used water barrels. That is why, to this day, we speak of
barrels of oil rather than gallons.

HOT OFF THE PRESS
As the paper goes through the rotary printing press friction causes it to heat
up. Therefore, if you grab the paper right off the press it's hot. The expression
means to get immediate information.

There, don't you feel smarter now?
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