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Dragnet, a most perspicacious gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one as an email. Once I stopped laughing, I decided to post
it here...

Dear All,

I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your Emails.
I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed
me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with
Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).

For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly
defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.

January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a
new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and
is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells
of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the
body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been
labeled as PIST-AWF.

Symptoms include:

- Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing
your president pander to Muslim terrorists.

- Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor.

- Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

- Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists
murdering innocent people.

- Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting
to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a
legitimate news show host. Yes Al Shlt.

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person
is then identified as the disease itself.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War
Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name
on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the
cure will be available in November of 2016.
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