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The discerning and astute Revenoor sent this one...

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!

Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices
like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Stanley:

Stanley walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him for the
purpose of his visit.

Stanley said: "Shingles."

So she wrote down his name, address, etc.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Stanley why he was
in to see the doctor.

Again, Stanley said, "Shingles."

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told
Stanley to wait in the examining room..

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Stanley why he'd come in.

Stanley said, "Shingles."

So the nurse gave Stanley a blood test, a blood pressure test, an EKG, and
told Stanley to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Stanley sitting patiently without
a stitch of clothing. He asked Stanley to explain the reason for his visit,
Stanley said, "Shingles."

The doctor asked, "Where are they?"

Stanley said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?"
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