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Dragnet, a most perspicacious gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this one on the subject of a Muslim rock concert...

Well, I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque.

They were called Bomb Jovi

Brilliant songs like, I'm Losing My Head Over You, along with Rocket
Launcher Man, as well as You're Six, You're Beautiful, and You're Mine.

Their last song, Living on a Prayer Mat almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire
Koran on DVD.

I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"

Well, that was when the trouble started... they have no sense of humor.
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