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An oldie, but still a chuckle...

A man was involved in a terrible car accident. Because of this
accident, he lost one of his eyes.

The doctor explained to him that he could get an artificial eye to
replace the real one. So the man agrees and chooses the least
expensive - a wooden eye.

Some months pass and the man’s friends come over to visit him.
They are very worried because he has not been out of the house
for months. They tell him that there is a party at another friends
house that night. The man finally agrees to go.

When they get there people are dancing and having a good time.
He finds a seat in the corner and remains there. The friends find
the man again and tell him he needs to get up and dance.

Then, from across the room, a woman appears. She is looking at
the man sitting in the corner. The man’s friends point her out.

So he walks over to her to ask her to dance. As he gets closer he
realizes she has a large nose. He thinks to himself, “What a pair
we would make. My wooden eye and her big nose. “

He walked up to the women and asked, “Would you like to dance?”

She was so happy, she replied, “Would I? Would I?”

Scowling, he points back at her and yells, “Big nose! Big nose!"
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