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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent
this one. An oldie, but still fun to read...

No matter what our kids And the new generation think about us,

WE ARE AWESOME! OUR Lives are LIVING PROOF!

To Those of Us Born 1925 - 1970 :

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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank
while they were Pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get
tested for diabetes.

Then, after that Trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies In baby cribs
covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, and,
when we Rode our bikes, we had baseball caps, not helmets, on our heads.

As infants and Children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster
seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes..

Riding in the Back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

We shared one Soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually
died from this.

We ate cupcakes, White bread, real butter, and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made
with real white sugar. And we weren't overweight.

WHY?

Because we were Always outside playing...that's why!

We would leave Home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back
when the streetlights Came on.

No one was Able to reach us all day. --And, we were OKAY.

We would spend Hours building Our go-carts out Of scraps And then ride them
down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.. After running into the bushes
a few times, we learned To solve the problem.

We did not have Play Stations, Nintendos and X-boxes. There were No video games,
No 150 channels on cable, No video movies Or DVDs, No surround-sound or CDs,
No cell phones, No personal computers, No Internet and No chat rooms.

WE HAD FRIENDS And we went outside and found them!

We fell out Of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth, and there were No lawsuits
from those accidents.

We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong paddles, or
just a bare hand, And no one would call child services to report abuse.

We ate worms, And mud pies Made from dirt, And The worms did hot live in us
forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, 22 rifles for our 12th, rode horses,
made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and - although we were Told it would
happen- we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes Or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang
the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had Tryouts And not everyone Made the team. Those who didn't had
to learn To deal with Disappointment. Imagine that!

The idea of a parent bailing Us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually
sided with the law!

These generations have Produced some of the best risk-takers, Problem solvers, and
inventors ever.

The past 50 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas… We
had freedom, Failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

If YOU are One of those born Between 1925-1970, CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want To share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids before
the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.

While you are at it, forward it to your kids, so they will know how brave and lucky their
parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?

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The quote of the month by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms
tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist
attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

For those that prefer to think that God is not in control... go ahead and delete/ignore this.

I Dare you .... no I mean I double dare you.... Wow do I really remember those days...
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