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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west,
sent this one - obviously relating via male perspective...

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a
note on the refrigerator:

IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!!
Gone to stay with my sister.

I opened the fridge, the light came on, AND the beer was cold…

What the hell is she talking about?
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