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A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get.

A group of guys notice his condition and decide they should
be good Samaritans and take him home.

First, they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find
out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down
eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a
real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times
getting him to the door.

His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought
your husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
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