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From the files of Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the Upper Midwest...

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on
the scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her
freshly mopped floor, they called their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello Sarge..."

"Yes."

"It looks like we have a homicide here,” he reported.

"What happened?" asked the Sergeant.

“A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

The Sergeant nodded his head and asked, "Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No, sir. The floor is still wet."
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