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Gene, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old...

Since her new husband is so much older, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Gene should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that
her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night
together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected
knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is
Gene, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Gene takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's
Gene. Again he is ready for more 'action'.Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents
for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Gene kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it Gene is back again,
rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more action.
And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Gene gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I must say
I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good
once. You are truly a great lover, Gene."

Gene, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: "You mean I was here
already?"

The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old... Alzheimer's has its advantages.

PS. Have I posted this already?
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