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The Revenoor sent this one on the subject of a nymphomaniac convention...


A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York and,
taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding
the plane. 
He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo -
she took the seat right beside him.



"Hello," he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"



She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual
nymphomaniac convention in the United States."



He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!



Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business
role at this convention?"



"Lecturer," she responded, I use my experience to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."



"Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?"



"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the
most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait.
 Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the
best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however,
found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said.
"I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"



"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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