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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from way
out west, sent this one on the subject of "50 Shades of Grey..."

Last night my wife and her lady friend went to see the new movie,
50 Shades of Grey.

I watched some TV and then went to bed around 11:00 PM. A
short while later, I was awakened from a light sleep to see my
wife standing there with a leather strap in one hand and a chain
in the other.

I thought to myself, "This looks interesting!"

Then she said to me, "Here, you forgot to walk the dogs."
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