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I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty
women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
"Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales! Wales, you bloody
idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales
from Scotland? That's the last thing I remember."
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